(Source: octopussoir-, via tripleogmarii)
I specialize in bird law.
Went shopping today!
Schoolboy Q - Oxymoron
(Source: football-hqs, via soccerfutbolfootball)
Will reblog every, EVERY time.
what a helpful young person
I’ve this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!
i have waited 5 months for this back
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
(Source: telapathetic, via stop--at--nothing)
When people ask you for gum.